Simple Question = Silly Answer

[David]

Clap. Crap!!:lol:

Who will win this competition?

The guy...ummm...you know, over there. No, not that guy, the other guy. No...no...NO, DUDE, THAT GUY! Yeah, there you go. Oh, wait, never mind.

So anyway, what's the best time to do stuff?

 

[RisingFury]

When all the planets align.

What's the best way to poop in the morning?

 

[cjp]

So anyway, what's the best time to do stuff?

Yesterday.

Would I be the emperor of China if all elephants were orange with blue dots?

 

[ar81]

Yesterday.

Would I be the emperor of China if all elephants were orange with blue dots?

You could become emperor if you help me to build this time travel addon for the universe we live in.

How much power (in horsepower) is required to bring this to orbit?

 

[joeybigO]

One.

Q: How many fuzzy dice does it take to orbit the moon?

 

[Woo482]

A:1

 

[Kaito]

Q: How many fuzzy dice does it take to orbit the moon?

Enough to distract the pilot who has ADD

Q: Why is simple math not so simple?

 

[David]

Enough to distract the pilot who has ADD

Q: Why is simple math not so simple?

That's been established as a requirement, in accordance with the bylaws of the Mathematicians' Union (an organization in which, strangely enough, mathematicians actually only intersect).

If causality implies time directionality, how do we know that time isn't actually going backwards, and we just have a total misconception of causality?

 

[Pantz Ninja]

That's been established as a requirement, in accordance with the bylaws of the Mathematicians' Union (an organization in which, strangely enough, mathematicians actually only intersect).

If causality implies time directionality, how do we know that time isn't actually going backwards, and we just have a total misconception of causality?

If that were true then someone might figure out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

 

[Kaito]

We dont

If the 10th, 11th, and 12th dimension exist, why arent I god in one?

 

[Pantz Ninja]

We dont

If the 10th, 11th, and 12th dimension exist, why arent I god in one?

Because you touch yourself at night, DUH!!!

If toast always lands butterside down, and cats always land on their feet, what would happen if you strapped toast to a cats back and dropped it?

 

[Pilot7893]

The laws of reality would become distorted, physics themselves would become irrelevent, the Universe would colapse, game over.:blink:

Why can anyone in a TV show bring a helicopter into a perfect hover, when it's taken me 4 years to master it?

 

[David]

Why can anyone in a TV show bring a helicopter into a perfect hover, when it's taken me 4 years to master it?

Well, they actually just hang the helicopter from a string, and move the scenery around, which is a lot easier.

How should I know?

 

[Pantz Ninja]

Its expected of you.

If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your headlights, what happens?

 

[joeybigO]

you get blinded by your own lights

Q: what would you say if I said "see you tu madre"?

 

[Kaito]

I would say "Un Yean Di Keao Mon Tyean"

What would you say to that?

 

[Yoda]

I would say" Ik versta geen bal van wat je zegt"

Why do woman always need to stop and ask for directions ?

 

[Kaito]

They dont: People stop them and they ask for them to ask for directions to ask for directions to ask

Why does the sun make gravity

 

[David]

They dont: People stop them and they ask for them to ask for directions to ask for directions to ask

Why does the sun make gravity

To go with the mashed potatoes.

Why do birds sing, and people sing, but birds refuse to add instrumental accompaniment or style their hair, properly?

 

[Eagle]

Why do birds sing, and people sing, but birds refuse to add instrumental accompaniment or style their hair, properly?

Because it would clash with their plumage.

Why do lose cords always manage to knot themselves?