Simple Question = Silly Answer

[cjp]

What's the best way to poop in the morning?

ON THE TOILET, dude!

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

I don't know. A French cheese would say 'fromage', a Dutch cheese 'kaas', and none of it would look nice on a picture. A Limburger cheese would faint from its own smell as soon as it opens its mouth.

I would say" Ik versta geen bal van wat je zegt"

Wat zeg je? :lol:

Why do lose cords always manage to knot themselves?

Because of the second law of thermodynamics.

Why should I question everything?

 

[David]

Why should I question everything?

It's more efficient than merely questioning a few things, several times.

If pigs could fly, where would they fly to?

 

[Urwumpe]

If pigs could fly, where would they fly to?

To the Pigasus-Galaxy.

Did anybody see a 2000 mile long UFO lately?

 

[David]

To the Pigasus-Galaxy.

Did anybody see a 2000 mile long UFO lately?

No; did you lose one?

What would such a UFO contain?

 

[Fireproof]

2000 LBS of cheese and aliens

what will they do with all that cheese

 

[unussapiens]

Take pictures of it!

Why do we seem so cheese obsessed?

 

[Linguofreak]

42.

Was, wirklich, ist Käse? Ich glaube nicht daran. Existiert Käse? Ist Käse ein Regierungskonspiration? Warum soll ich Käse essen? Warum magen Mäuser Käse? Warum bin ich kein Maus? Haben wir wirklich auf den Käse gelandet?

 

[tonykattvc]

Because yo mamma said so.

Why does God like pie?

 

[TSPenguin]

Because he confuses them with Pi

Why is my favorite net radio down?

 

[tonykattvc]

Because it's lactose intolerant.

Jon leaves his house at 5:00, Jane leaves her house at the same time. Jon travels at 15 mph, Jane at 12. Taking this into account, what is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?

 

[Kaito]

Its The Theory of Everything

Why is my telescope to small?

 

[Fireproof]

because its cheap

Why does kaito have a cheap telescope

 

[eveningsky339]

For the same reason fish don't like pancakes.

What would happen if I took a bath in Pepto-Bismal?

 

[pilotpercy]

I'd have to question your mental state

why do cats purr?

 

[joeybigO]

A: Do not confuse purring with growling, I've had a bad experience with that.

Q: Why do dogs bark?

 

[tonykattvc]

because cats took purring

why do deer jump out in front of cars?

 

[astrosammy]

Because they want to fly.

Why do we all play Orbiter?

 

[n122vu]

Its The Theory of Everything

Why is my telescope to small?

Genetics.

Because they want to fly.

Why do we all play Orbiter?

Because we all aspire to be like the Probe, and playing as the Probe itself would be blasphemy.

Q: If Obi Wan was so "wise" in the ways of The Force, why did he not remember Luke and Leia are brother and sister, and also why did he not sense that she had The Force in her as well. (He told Yoda that Luke was their last hope)

"No. there is another."

 

[joeybigO]

A: Because he was not the chosen one. The lady told him he wasn't but in reality he was.

Q: Why do some clothes come out of the dryer needing ironing, and some do not? ( really good question because it pertains to what I will buy next)

 

[tonykattvc]

because some were donkeys in a past life

6 is 9, which is 9?