Simple Question = Silly Answer

[Linguofreak]

Then they'd be MIS and IRS.

How much woodn't wouldn't a woodn'tchuck chuck if a woodn'tchuck couldn't chuck woodn't?

 

[Fireproof]

IDK my bff jill

what happen to rose

 

[Zatnikitelman]

Then we'd be the soviets, and the soviets would be us!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck was Chuck Norris?

 

[Fireproof]

he wouldn't chuck he would punch

what if i said i meet Chuck Norris

 

[Linguofreak]

I'd tell a Chuck Norris joke.

What's 10 +11?

 

[Pilot7893]

Over 9000

I can haz needler?

 

[Omhra]

no.

how is it that one is half of two?

 

[Fireproof]

because Water is H2O plus a half

what if orbiter was Gold

 

[Zatnikitelman]

Then Martin'd be rich.

I can has cheezburger?

 

[Fireproof]

no but u can have hamburger

who made E=MC^2