Simple Question = Silly Answer

[Cairan]

One goes down in the evening and up in the morning as the Earth turns.

What is the reverse of Diet Coke and Mentos?

 

[Linguofreak]

.sotneM dna ekoC teiD

How much woodn't couldn't a woodn'tchuck chuck if a woodn'tchuck couldn't chuck woodn't.

 

[willy88]

Nothing.

Why is the sky blue?

 

[Linguofreak]

Rayleigh Scattering.

Why?

 

[nasakid]

2 answers:

Simple: BECAUSE IT WANTS TO. DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT.
Technical: Because Sun reflects in the atmosphere filtering everything except blue.
(What the guy above said)


Question: Can A Kid Ride a Shuttle?

 

[Pilot7893]

Yes, with the permission of his parents

Will cutting the telephone wire make my phone wireless?

 

[nasakid]

YES

Question: Did I Have A Universal Voice Operated Remote Before They Were Invented?

 

[willy88]

It will be wireless, just don't expect it to work.

Why does the Sun shine?

 

[Linguofreak]

2 answers:

Simple: BECAUSE IT WANTS TO. DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT.
Technical: Because Sun reflects in the atmosphere filtering everything except blue.
(What the guy above said)

Actually, my "Why?" was just a general one, not one about Rayleigh scattering.

Not "Why this?" or "Why that?" but simply "Why?"

Question: Can A Kid Ride a Shuttle?

No.

Why?


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It will be wireless, just don't expect it to work.

Why does the Sun shine?

Because it has a non-zero temperature and thus emits blackbody radiation.

Why does it have a non zero temperature?

 

[joeybigO]

because you took it with a rectal thermometer.
(oh on the why can't you fly a shuttle? Because Chuck Norris said no)
Why do rockets have to be able to roll?

 

[psychotix]

So God can use them as bowling pins.

Why do movies suck nowadays?

 

[nasakid]

BEcause Steven SpeilBurg Doesnt Produce Them

 

[Pilot7893]

OFF TOPIC: let's just hope the rumored Armageddon remake in 2010 is made by someone else than Michal Bay

 

[MajorTom]

So God can use them as bowling pins.

Why do movies suck nowadays?

Cuz they're made for kids.

Why do kids have so much money these days?

 

[Ghostrider]

>Why do kids have so much money these days?

To make up for their lack of wits.

Do rats rat?

 

[Capt. Speirs]

Only Ratatouille.

If a probe descending onto Mars does not fire its retro rockets and there is no one around when it hits, will it make a sound?

I really wanted to answer the "How do you get up in the morning?"

On all three legs.:rofl:

 

[unussapiens]

The question you should be asking is whether or not the other probes laugh at it if they see it.

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

 

[cjp]

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Wrapped bread:

According to the full page ad taken out to announce its arrival, the sliced loaf was “the greatest forward step in the baking industry since bread was wrapped”.

Who will post the last message in this thread? (forum moderators not allowed)

Edit: Where can I download the internet?

 

[David]

Where can I download the internet?

Same place that it uploads, of course!

What's the sound of one hand clapping, and the other one clapping, too, but out of phase?

 

[ar81]

Same place that it uploads, of course!

What's the sound of one hand clapping, and the other one clapping, too, but out of phase?

Clap. Crap!!:lol:

Who will win this competition?