Humor Ways to kill a UMMU

[Mojave]

thanks.

 

[dgatsoulis]

where did you get tose UMMU?

The UMMU is all you saw!?

Darn... i was so proud of the UCGO super-cars! :lol:

 

[Bendarr]

The UMMU is all you saw!?

Darn... i was so proud of the UCGO super-cars! :lol:

Love the cars but I'll admit after seeing Iron Baby Preview this evening that's also the first thing I noticed. :lol:

Brief question though. Grabbed the Iron Man Mesh. How do I install it?

 

[Chub777]

Do a de-orbit burn in a XR2, EVA and wait 'till the UMMU turns into a BBQ'd torso.

 

[RisingFury]

I liek to use two turbopacks, one on the back, one grappled, to try and gain as much altitude as possible (switch those in mlight at 0.1x time), then I study the force of gravity, and phisiological changes of the UMMU as it falls down with chute disabled.

Oh, I also like to experiment how close to the ground I can open the chute. Stuff goes... wrong, sometimes.

 

[TMac3000]

1) Roll inverted

2) Eject crew

3) Clean up mess:beathead:

 

[Mojave]

Crash.

Land on Venus with the gear down.

Land on a non-breathable planet and don't tell them to keep there Space suits on.

Make a UMMU in the image of Frankenstein.

 

[Mojave]

Ha ha. :rofl:

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Force a UMMU into orbit with a Saturn V.

 

[Chub777]

Strap a UMMU onto a harp cannon. :rofl:

 

[Mojave]

ha.

 

[eveningsky339]

The gravity on Phobos is very strong, I promise!

UMMU drifts away, runs out of 02...

 

[communist]

The gravity on Phobos is very strong, I promise!

UMMU drifts away, runs out of 02...

um,what exactly told you this?

 

[Izack]

um,what exactly told you this?

His sense of sarcasm.

Run the scenario 'Flyby at KSC'
No matter what happens, someone will die. Usually the captain.

 

[Mojave]

Thats a good one.

How bout flyin on Titan the gravity there is terrible. one mess up and you stall, tha captain better say is prayers.

 

[ICBM]

Eject after you hit the ground.

 

[computerex]

UMMU Hell (set him/her on fire):

 

[insanity]

Thats a good one.

How bout flyin on Titan the gravity there is terrible. one mess up and you stall, tha captain better say is prayers.

Stalls aren't really connected to the strength of a planets gravity, the reason you're stalling on Titan is because of its atmosphere. The gravitational force on Titan is pretty low, and the atmosphere is so thick that a human could fly Icarus style (attaching wings to the arms), but again, you're stalling because of the atmosphere.

This is my favorite way to kill a ummu: grapple 2 together w/jetpacks and then run each pack at full hover. Release the grapple to take off, reapplying as necessary to keep the two close. Get high enough, drop 1 of the packs and grapple your buddy for dear life. Switch to his buddy and drop him down to earth.

 

[Andy44]

I bet if you play Nickelback on the OrbiterSound MFD it slowly kills your crew.

Hard to tell, because testing it would require:
A. Having a Nickleback mp3 file
B. Actually listening to Nickelback

So it's really hypothetical.

 

[Lucy]

I bet if you play Nickelback on the OrbiterSound MFD it slowly kills your crew.

Hard to tell, because testing it would require:
A. Having a Nickleback mp3 file
B. Actually listening to Nickelback

So it's really hypothetical.

Pfft, Nickelback get played all the time through my Orbiter Radio MFD, and most of the UMMUs have survived it...

 

[Andy44]

Suit yourself, just remember, the idea is to see what kills the UMMUs, not what kills the user!