Sorry guys but this is hillarious

[Chipstone306]

NASA To Launch Disney's Buzz Lightyear On Space Shuttle
http://www.local6.com/education/16420699/detail.html

 

[Coolhand]

Only like 14 years too late... NASA, always trying to catch up to fashion, eh? I expect they started a commitee in 1995 to discuss sending him.

 

[Whatu]

Dont they know that Buzz can go to the moon and back in 6 seconds when no one's watching? He doesnt need any shuttle

 

[Chipstone306]

i wonder how many orbits he will make? mass? what is his payload capabilities? thrust?

 

[SiberianTiger]

Feeling proud for Buzz. :lol: Loved the movie, by the way.

 

[pete.dakota]

I really hope they have him one arm forward, the other on his side and wings deployed for launch. I expect, though, that he will be stowed away in some container, or something.

Toooo LEO and BEYOND!!

 

[Urwumpe]

I hope the break their own rules and "sell" him on Ebay for raising funds for the orion program.

 

[Ghostrider]

That's no flying. It's falling with style.

 

[pete.dakota]

That's no flying. It's falling with style.

A perfect analogy for a Shuttle's re-entry!

 

[eveningsky339]

Just strap him to an SRB and hope that he makes it.

 

[Ghostrider]

Just strap him to an SRB and hope that he makes it.

That's what Sid tried to do.

 

[Bj]

Just strap him to an SRB and hope that he makes it.

lets hope he doesn't melt, vibrate so hard his head comes off, or leave his legs on the ground on takeoff.
:lol:

 

[Chipstone306]

Ok guys someone has to make an addon now my kids are begging . we may have an alternative to the orion program....a buzz lightyear-shaped vehicle

 

[simonpro]

I was expecting a joke about Mrs Clinton in here

 

[joiz]

they should sell that buzz lightyear, nasa should have ads all over the place, that ET seems like a perfect billboard...
the shuttle was supposed to be profitable, perhaps this could come true, althoguh diffrently.

 

[Pilot7893]

Imagine him in his mini G-suit on the launchpad:rofl:

 

[eveningsky339]

I was expecting a joke about Mrs Clinton in here

Clinton is on the beach at Martha's Vinyard and finds that an old bottle has washed ashore. When the Prez opens it a very wan Genie snakes out.

Genie: Hi Bill. I'm a very weak genie, so I can only grant you one wish--it had better be easy if you want me to do it.

Clinton: I pray for world peace. Give me that.

Genie: That's a little hard, give me something easier.

Clinton: Make Hillary into the most beautiful woman in the world?

Genie: World peace it is.

 

[Deke]

I just realized... someone said NASA being 14 years too late... Toy Story came out in 1995, roughly 14 years.... FOURTEEN YEARS ALREADY?

Good God I'm only 19 and I remember that movie coming out. I feel old now....

 

[gawinnard]

Please tell me they velcro'ed him to the dashboard

Just hear mission control now:
Mission Control: "Please Unstow your flight cards and Buzz"
FltCmdr: "Christ, we're bringing up another old man. John Glenn was a handful last time"

 

[Ursus]

Edit: Oh... I guess the link in the OP is the same page as the one from which I found the video...

Re-edit: Oh, not quite... Here's the Page ... but the page from the OP has a link to that page. I don't know if it did when I first read the OP and its associated page or not.

Re-re-edit: I guess not, since the OP was on 30 May, while the Buzz & Buzz buzz is dated 1 Jun.