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Today was a good festivus.
 
sa<hjdbshjzd<bsdjjs<dg congrats ky....
Because of one bloody error....
 
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I just saw that it was at 4999 posts, and decided to make the 5000th post random lol
 
A man walks into a bar, but can't decide what to drink. So he sits down and observes for a bit.
Now, at this time, a man finishes his drink, then saunters to the window. He casually opens the window, climbs onto the sill, and shouts, "I'm going to jump out this window, fly around the building three times, then come back in."
The newcomer is stunned, and watches the apparently crazy man jump out the window. To his suprise, he does indeed fly around the building three times, then returns unharmed. He returns to the bar and orders again.
The undecided man goes up to the bar and asks for the drink that the flyer just ordered. He downs the drink in a rush, runs to the window, and yells, "hey, watch this!" He opens the window, and stands in it as the whole bar goes silent, and everyone watches. The man jumps, and plummets 6 floors to his death.
The bartender calmly turns to the flyer and remarks, "Superman, you're a real ass when you're drunk."
 
A man named Mr. Smith was flying from San Francisco to LA. Unexpectedly the plane stopped in Sacramento along the way. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft, the plane would re-board in 30 minutes.

Everybody got off the plane except one gentleman who was blind. Mr. Smith had noticed him as he walked by and could tell the blind man had flown before because his Seeing Eye dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of him throughout the entire flight. Mr. Smith could also tell he had flown this very flight before because the pilot approached him, and calling him by name, said Keith, we're in Sacramento for almost an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?"

Keith replied, "No thanks, but maybe the dog would like to stretch his legs".

Now, picture this: All the people in the gate area came to a complete quiet standstill when they looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane with the Seeing Eye dog! The pilot was even wearing sunglasses. People scattered. They not only tried to change planes, but they were trying to change airlines!
 
Hey, is that aimed at me? 'cause I use SMF all the time!
BTW, the new Terminal B is awesome.
 
I ran across a post on the Ubuntu forums where somebody was using the command "cp [file] /dev/sdb1" and wondering why their flash drive was getting corrupted.

:facepalm:
 
I am the luckiest guy alive.

I opened a URL in an email (yeessssssss I know, I know, I know, kick me very hard.....) and it tried to load something nasty in Internet Explorer.

IE crashed because one of my addons was no longer compatible and loaded a MS help page instead. Phew.
 
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