Humor Random Comments Thread

[diogom]

i had a bit of a mishap with staging (i was using the silisko edition parts) and i staged just before the boosters went dry, they slammed into the rocket just below the fairing... ive never hit the spacebar so fast in my life

:lol:

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The comment to that Soyuz mod :lol: http://www.kerbalspaceprogram.net/soyuz-kerbabl-lander#comments

 

[mojoey]

I peed myself laughing...

 

[n122vu]

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" *badump-bump*

 

[Pipcard]

Did you know that Youtube added a snowflake button (limited time only)?

First thing I did was watch the MLP:FiM song "Winter Wrap-up" (about the ponies clearing up winter to make way for spring), and made it snow.

And I watched it on the winter solstice.

 

[iamwearingpants]

 

[Eli13]

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot then looks into his pocket. he does this over and over again. finally the bartender asks why he orders a shot and after drinking it he looks into his pocket.

The man responded "I have a picture of my wife in there and when she starts to look good then i'll go home."

I don't think his wife belongs in the "Hottest Woman" thread.

 

[Codz]

Aren't some of you a little young to be making bar jokes?:lol:

 

[Eli13]

Aren't some of you a little young to be making bar jokes?:lol:

No.

 

[mojoey]

yes, we want new orbinauts to think we're all sane, except for me...i dont care

aliens are realz!!!

 

[Quick_Nick]

I am now a legal adult.

 

[Artlav]

I am now a legal adult.

Don't abuse that.

 

[mojoey]

yeah, i dont want to see on the news 'Crazed 18 year old runs through KSC main gates screaming gibberish about some sort of glider. More at 11'

 

[PhantomCruiser]

Congrats!
Ah, age 18... All the legal responsibility of adulthood, with only 2/3 the fun of adulthood.

 

[mojoey]

Congrats!
Ah, age 18... All the legal responsibility of adulthood, with only 2/3 the fun of adulthood.

i would guess the missing 1/3 takes three years to get there?

 

[PhantomCruiser]

Yup. Granted that while alcohol consumption can be done prior to 21 (or 18 even), no legalized drinking for another 3 years. Some places still won't let you in until age 21. Even if you're the "designated driver". It's kind of a three year period of limbo.

But, just because you can't drink (legally) doesn't mean there isn't some fun to be had. There is still lots to do without alcoholic assistance, the world doesn't revolve around Jack Daniels (or my personal favorite, Wild Turkey. I'm a bourbon kind of guy, but I won't turn down a decent rum).

Before I was "legal" to drink, I had a great deal of fun watching the drunks make total idiots out of themselves.

 

[Artlav]

Yup. Granted that while alcohol consumption can be done prior to 21 (or 18 even), no legalized drinking for another 3 years. Some places still won't let you in until age 21. Even if you're the "designated driver". It's kind of a three year period of limbo.

Lucky USA. Starting drinking at 21, while on the other side of the planet people start quitting drinking by the same age.

 

[Pipcard]

For me, I'm never going to drink alcoholic beverages in my life.

 

[Eli13]

For me, I'm never going to drink alcoholic beverages in my life.

That's me as well.

 

[PhantomCruiser]

That's noble in a way. There is nothing wrong with not drinking. And there is nothing long with drinking, so long as it isn't done in excess. The best whiskey I've ever had came from the private stash of a Catholic priest. And the best beer I've ever had came from a group of monks (I did a six week exercise in the Baltic Sea back in '92, stopped at a lot of places up there).

Alcohol does not always equal fun. And in too many cases alcohol most decidedly equal not-fun. There are way too many people that don't know when to stop.

I've got some drink recipes for non-alcoholic drinks that taste very good. When mixed up at a party if I don't tell people it's non-alcoholic, they might never know.

 

[DanM]

I personally don't plan to drink due to a family history of alcoholism. I don't like messing with my brain chemistry all that much, to the degree where I don't even like caffeine.