Humor Random Comments Thread

[River Crab]

 

[Eli13]

Indeed. Stalin as a fish never ceases to... uhh... amaze. (?)

 

[DanM]

I feel inclined to put climbing holds on the wall going down my basement stairs.

 

[Mojave]

So, this one guy walks into a bar, and asks for a milkshake.... Nah, too RANDOM.

 

[Scav]

So this guy walks into a bar and goes "OW!" . . .

 

[Eli13]

So a man walks into a bar. The next man ducks.

 

[iamwearingpants]

A horse walks into a bar. Animal control walks into a bar

 

[Scav]

So, this one guy walks into a bar, and asks for a milkshake.... Nah, too RANDOM.

Can . . . not . . . resist . . .

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwixq7fff-Q"]chocolate shake - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Cras]

A man walks into a bar, and goes up to the bar tender.

The bar tender then punches the man square in the face.

The man says ,"Hey, is this a joke?"

The bartender says, "No"

The man replies, "Good, because I hate those kinds of jokes."

 

[Pipcard]

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[PeriapsisPrograde]

Roadrunner walks into a bar. Wiley Coyote then walks into the bar. Who says "ow"?

 

[Pyromaniac605]

Roadrunner walks into a bar. Wiley Coyote then walks into the bar. Who says "ow"?

Stalinfish?

 

[Pipcard]

Roadrunner walks into a bar. Wiley Coyote then walks into the bar. Who says "ow"?

Tako Luka?

 

[Eli13]

After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.

The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one.

The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.

The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered. The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask "Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?" and the Guinness president replies,

"Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I."

 

[diogom]

 

[mojoey]

Noyuz-2 sitting on the pad, and then Noyuz after the pitch program runs its course

 

[diogom]

Noyuz-2 sitting on the pad, and then Noyuz after the pitch program runs its course

Have you tryed the Soyuz launcher mod in this page?

:tiphat:

Requires a bit of editing on the Noyuz though.

 

[mojoey]

Ooh!! havent seen that...must try it! im using Noyuz for orbital ops right now...im still not comfortable with the reentry capsule engine

 

[diogom]

BTW, you'll have to increase 'maxTemp' and reduce 'heathProduction' on the third stage. Otherwise (at least for me) it will keep overheating.

 

[mojoey]

i had a bit of a mishap with staging (i was using the silisko edition parts) and i staged just before the boosters went dry, they slammed into the rocket just below the fairing... ive never hit the spacebar so fast in my life