so there isnt a secret society?
Oh, there is. But if I'd tell you details, I'd have to kill you
a quick bug report would make the problem known, but it wouldnt immediately fix the problem
This is what I meant with "patches welcome" reply. More often than not you have to give something in FOSS-projects to accelerate bug report processing beyond stagnation. And if it is only a patch proposing a quick fix...