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[PhantomCruiser]

I just saw a pretty good ISS flyby. A group of us were standing around watching the sky as a mess of contractors showed up for work. Watching them watch us was pretty funny. It was almost a full 4 minutes and passed nearly overhead.
All in all I give it 3 DG's out of 5.

 

[Codz]

Once I was observing Saturn through a telescope and suddenly a satellite zoomed past the telescopes view. It startled me so much that I nearly fell off the deck that I was standing on!:lol:

 

[jedidia]

Someone hasn't been thinking enough when designing household appliances. Any household appliances, it seems. They have alarm tones to tell you when something is wrong (left fridge open, left pan on stove, timer up, etc), but they are so high pitched that practically everyone over 50 just doesn't hear them anymore... :facepalm:

 

[mojoey]

Oh my god, I killed Bill Murray!

WHAT??? TELL ME YOU AT LEAST SAVED THE TWINKIES!!!

 

[Urwumpe]

 

[Mojave]

Bacement please, that post has way too much potential to become an argument. :thumbup:

 

[mojoey]

Bacement please, that post has way too much potential to become an argument. :thumbup:

...how? I see no argument, it's a fact of life.

If you want an argument started, I can start putting YOLO at the end of my posts here in the RCT.




YOLO

 

[Mojave]

I mean, someone can be offended and start posting about Ron Paul...It could get nasty.

 

[dbeachy1]

Please keep the politics in The Basement, guys. Thanks.

 

[Urwumpe]

I mean, someone can be offended and start posting about Ron Paul...It could get nasty.

Yeah, I am offended now. Ron Paul would not have suggested moving this post into the Basement!

 

[Mojave]

It's speeled teh bacement! :lol:

 

[Urwumpe]

It's speeled teh bacement! :lol:

Ron Paul does not write "It's speeled teh bacement!" on O-F.

 

[PhantomCruiser]

I myself though it was more of a jab at how "mature", "Intelligent" and "learned" (pronounced learn - ed) individuals have regressed into text/chat speak on their text messages and e-mail.

But that's just me...

 

[Artlav]

Please keep the politics in The Basement, guys. Thanks.

All politics, or only political politics?

 

[SolarLiner]

forum(24).topic(987).post.count += 1

 

[mojoey]

forum(24).topic(987).post.count += 1

:huh: What...is that supposed to mean?

 

[Urwumpe]

:huh: What...is that supposed to mean?

That he had understood JavaScript.

 

[SolarLiner]

That he had understood JavaScript.

Nope, Visual Basic. Forum n°24, topic n°987, and increment the post count because I have sent a new post.
Sorry for the (bad) joke ! *take the DGIV and go far, far away ...*

 

[MattBaker]

RCT this is Houston, you're GO for the millenium!

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[mojoey]

Putin is visiting a big factory for a photo op, and he decides to get the opinions of the common man. He walks up to one of the line workers and says, "My friend, I hear alcoholism is a big problem in Russia. Tell me, do you think you could still do your job if you drank a bottle of vodka in the morning?"

The worker thinks and says, "Well... I suppose so."

Putin frowns because that wasn't the answer he was expecting, but presses on: "Do you think you could still do your job if you'd had two bottles of vodka in the morning?" The worker nods and says he probably could. Putin, now becoming exasperated, asks: "What if you'd had three bottles?"

The worker replies, "I'm here, aren't I?"



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