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[mojoey]

Thanks for all the birthday wishes, you wonderful community!



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For your cakeday, I present, a baceball bat! Also, cake. KARMA AND THANKS FOR ALL!!

 

[Codz]

Might be able to attempt to see the RBSP Atlas V 401 launch at KSC!:woohoo:

 

[Eli13]

Might be able to attempt to see the RBSP Atlas V 401 launch at KSC!:woohoo:

Very cool! :thumbup:
Atlas V's are sexy.

 

[mojoey]

Space Shuttles are sexy.

Also, ArmA II + console = think about it.

 

[Ghostrider]

A communist RPG-7 on his back... the poor guy who drew this will sure not be surprised if Reagan comes to trickle down on him.

Oh, capitalism embraced the RPG-7 all right...

Behold the Airtronic RPG-7 and Mk.777: now you can put all those HEAT rounds you just confiscated to good use. No more messy disposal of live warheads, with this innovative product you can recycle them, sparing money and preserving the environment.

Using your enemy's weapons against him, the American WAY(TM).

DISCLAIMER: not for sale to foreign combatants under 18. State laws may apply. Warranty null if dodgy warheads are used. Please do not use this product to commit acts of Jihad.

 

[mojoey]

Oh, capitalism embraced the RPG-7 all right...

Behold the Airtronic RPG-7 and Mk.777: now you can put all those HEAT rounds you just confiscated to good use. No more messy disposal of live warheads, with this innovative product you can recycle them, sparing money and preserving the environment.

Using your enemy's weapons against him, the American WAY(TM).

DISCLAIMER: not for sale to foreign combatants under 18. State laws may apply. Warranty null if dodgy warheads are used. Please do not use this product to commit acts of Jihad.

*Please wage War responsibly.

 

[Urwumpe]

*Please wage War responsibly.

* Contains parts that might fragment, keep away from infants.

 

[MattBaker]

* Contains parts that might fragment, keep away from infants.

*do not throw in open fire

 

[Spacethingy]

* choking hazard

 

[Mojave]

*WARNING flammable

 

[Urwumpe]

* This product does not contain any [ame="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genetically_modified_organism"]GMO[/ame] or products of GMOs.

 

[T.Neo]

* This product does not contain any GMO or products of GMOs.

That's good. At least we know that it doesn't contain dogs.

 

[Quick_Nick]

That's good. At least we know that it doesn't contain dogs.

Or chickens.
[ame="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Peacock"]Blue Peacock - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia[/ame]

 

[Mattyv]

Or chickens.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Peacock

Underground, Nuclear-Armed, Chicken Prisons.... gotta love the Cold War.

 

[MattBaker]

You know you're ed when...

...your 17-month Firefox history deletes itself and you never made a backup

 

[TMac3000]

Underground, Nuclear-Armed, Chicken Prisons.... gotta love the Cold War.

And FOBS. Never, EVER forget FOBS...

 

[Urwumpe]

And FOBS. Never, EVER forget FOBS...

No one forgets FOBS when it slaps you on the back of your head.

 

[Quick_Nick]

Did someone say fobs?

 

[jedidia]

You know you're ed when...

...your 17-month Firefox history deletes itself and you never made a backup

Why on earth would anyone want a backup of a browser history? I can't see anything important about that. My browser currently doesn't even record a history (not even cookies...), since it's on a laptop used for public workshops, and I don't really miss it.

 

[MattBaker]

Well, "o"->down arrow->Enter is a lot faster than orbiter-forum.com...