Humor Random Comments Thread

[MattBaker]

Getting a call from your mother which starts with "So, today I installed Windows 8.1"

Oh boy...

 

[Athena]

Getting a call from your mother which starts with "So, today I installed Windows 8.1"

Oh boy...

Should you be worried...or celebrate?

 

[MaverickSawyer]

Should you be worried...or celebrate?

Afraid. VERY afraid.

 

[n122vu]

As long as the next sentence isn't "Can I install The Windows 10 now?" you're good.

 

[Urwumpe]

Can the Munroe effect also happen if you are hit by a football? Strangely, I have a fine negative of the grooves in the ball now on my abdomen.... :facepalm:

 

[Matias Saibene]

As long as the next sentence isn't "Can I install The Windows 10 now?" you're good.

I have money to pay for this, or I does not change my Windows 7? That is the question.
-William Shakespeare using Kubuntu.

 

[mojoey]

It's called random...

 

[Spacethingy]

I have money to pay for this, or I does not change my Windows 7? That is the question.
-William Shakespeare using Kubuntu.

Someone combined Windows with Unity?

-Fred Flintstone, using Lubuntu

 

[jedidia]

Strangely, I have a fine negative of the grooves in the ball now on my abdomen....

Happened quite regularly to me back in the days when I was a floorball keeper. But at least those balls don't carry that much kinetic energy.

 

[kamaz]

2 years ago, aliens invaded Germany:

(UFO is trade union of LH's flight attendants)

 

[Artlav]

Apples...

Apples.

Apples!

APPLES!

I hate apples!

Well, i hate harvesting them.
Apples themselves are quite good, however.

 

[MattBaker]

How to see you're alienated from actual nature: *first picture* "Huh, those apples look weird, that's not how an apple looks like."

I might be the person who buys stuff at the supermarket based on looks...

 

[Urwumpe]

How to see you're alienated from actual nature: *first picture* "Huh, those apples look weird, that's not how an apple looks like."

I might be the person who buys stuff at the supermarket based on looks...

Sometimes, it isn't bad to look at how it looks. But in the supermarket, thats a bit stupid... the food is designed and produced to look good and pleasing, despite being the opposite.

 

[Artlav]

Well, as far as genetic engineering have come over the years, it still can't make an apple grow with a bar code and a wax finish straight off the tree.

 

[Urwumpe]

Well, as far as genetic engineering have come over the years, it still can't make an apple grow with a bar code and a wax finish straight off the tree.

Oh, give them some time. :lol:

 

[jedidia]

Well, i hate harvesting them.

Me, I hate the nut season a lot more :lol:

 

[Ghostrider]

Me, I hate the nut season a lot more :lol:

Yeah. It drives me nuts too.

 

[mojoey]

We're just a few nuts shy of a fruitcake here.

 

[SolarLiner]

We're just a few nuts shy of a fruitcake here.

Well I am sorry, but the peaches are in another castle.

 

[Urwumpe]

We're just a few nuts shy of a fruitcake here.

I could offer some eggs.