Humor Random Comments Thread

[fireballs619]

Keeping with my cruddy joke posting, I shall continue:

'Did you hear, they found that photons are not actually massless!'

'Photons have mass?! I didn't even know they were Catholic!'

 

[Izack]

Keeping with my cruddy joke posting, I shall continue:

'Did you hear, they found that photons are not actually massless!'

'Photons have mass?! I didn't even know they were Catholic!'

That was the worst one yet!

Who needs alcohol to get hammered when you've got PUNS? :lol:

 

[DanM]

Keeping with my cruddy joke posting, I shall continue:

'Did you hear, they found that photons are not actually massless!'

'Photons have mass?! I didn't even know they were Catholic!'

Cation: I think I lost my electron!
Anion: Are you positive?

How does that one work?

 

[Urwumpe]

How does that one work?

anion = negatively charged ion, more electrons than protons
cation = positively charged ion, less electrons than protons

If a cation lost its electron, it is even more positive. :lol:

 

[Wishbone]

Another geeky pun... *groan*

 

[Urwumpe]

What does a mathematician give his girlfriend for valentines day?

A polynomial ring

 

[Sky Captain]

A helium walks into a bar and orders a beer. The clerk says "We don't serve noble gases". The helium does not react.

:lol:

A hydrogen walks into a bar and orders a beer. The clerk says "we don't serve explosive gases" The hydrogen reacts and bar blows up.

 

[Izack]

:lol:

A hydrogen walks into a bar and orders a beer. The clerk says "we don't serve explosive gases" The hydrogen reacts and bar blows up.

You should see what happens when he hooks up with the diatomic Oxygen twins.

 

[Urwumpe]

You should see what happens when he hooks up with the diatomic Oxygen twins.

Its at least better as if you let a drunken hydrogen start an argument with an oxygen radical.

 

[Artlav]

A bear walks into a field and see a burning car. He crawls into it and burns up.

 

[liber]

I'm not in a mood to be in a mood!

 

[bande]

a rabbit breaths from its anus, sits down and dies.

 

[Rtyh-12]

What if I eat a cucumber :hmm:

Disclaimer: random comment. I don't actually eat a cucumber.

 

[ZombiezuRFER]

Technical terminology is inherently comedic. For instance, imagine your in the car on a long drive.* the road is busy, and there are no bushes or restrooms. What do you use? The EDCD, or Emergency Defecatory Containment Device!* In other words, its a ziploc bag.* to utilize the EDCD, you must contract you bowel musculature and excrete into the containment field, in other words, poop in the bag.

 

[n122vu]

The most dangerous element in the universe.

 

[Nazban]

waaat?? chuck norris needs no H2 or O2 to form water!!:lol:

 

[Wonderer]

Somebody on this forum posted a first person shooter online game set in space, but I forgot how it's called and where to begin looking for it.So does anyone know what I'm talking about?

 

[n122vu]

Somebody on this forum posted a first person shooter online game set in space, but I forgot how it's called and where to begin looking for it.So does anyone know what I'm talking about?

Was that the one where they were fighting outside a ship, in a huge battle, with low gravity? Was trying to think of the name of that myself the other day...

 

[Izack]

Somebody on this forum posted a first person shooter online game set in space, but I forgot how it's called and where to begin looking for it.So does anyone know what I'm talking about?

[ame="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shattered_Horizon"]Shattered Horizon[/ame]

 

[Urwumpe]

Diego should NEVER EVER AGAIN permitted to shoot a penalty. Since he plays for Wolfsburg, he has never scored one.