Humor Chatroulette

[n72.75]

If you've ever been to: Chatroulette

(USE AT OWN RISK)

you know that there can be a wide variety of people that you run into.


I've compiled some statistics and attached them as a PDF.

 

[jedidia]

so... what is this exactly?

 

[SiberianTiger]

so... what is this exactly?

I assume, by using it, you enter video chat with a random person.

 

[n72.75]

I assume, by using it, you enter video chat with a random person.

Yeah, that's basically all it is.

 

[Ark]

I assume, by using it, you enter video chat with a random person.

It's much like Russian roulette. Only, instead of five empty chambers and one loaded, there are five chambers full of male genitalia, and one reporter trying to be the one to break the story on the next tech craze.

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/thu-march-4-2010/tech-talch---chatroulette

 

[willy88]

It's much like Russian roulette. Only, instead of five empty chambers and one loaded, there are five chambers full of male genitalia, and one reporter trying to be the one to break the story on the next tech craze.

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/thu-march-4-2010/tech-talch---chatroulette

Actually, it would probably be more like play Russian roulette with this... thing...

 

[Bj]

Actually, it would probably be more like play Russian roulette with this... thing...

If all three fired at once you would think the bullets would sometimes collide in mid air, actually probably most times becuase the wake of the bullets air travel would interfere with the others.

 

[RisingFury]

What could possibly go wrong when video chatting with a bunch of random strangers on the net?

 

[Ghostrider]

Cover the webcam or turn off the lights. Wear a mask to be on the safe side, then as soon as one connects say in a raspy voice: "I know what you did last summer"...

 

[T.Neo]

What could possibly go wrong when video chatting with a bunch of random strangers on the net?

You don't want to know.

 

[cinder1992]

That's how my Mom and step-dad met, 'cept it was on IRC.

wth, my spell-check says that mom isn't in the database.

 

[Ghostrider]

wth, my spell-check says that mom isn't in the database.

Because Mom is the database.

 

[orb]

wth, my spell-check says that mom isn't in the database.

Could be because "mom" is US-English, and you use British-English spell-checker?

 

[TSPenguin]

I would hardly compare IRC to chatroullete or omegle...

Anyway, chatroulette provides some gems every once in a while:

 

[Bj]

Quick search and I found this;

http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2010/03/01/chatroulette-chock-legal-questions-attorneys-say/

Chatroulette Is 'Predator's Paradise,' Experts


Pretty obvious I would say.

Just another reason to keep away :thumbup:

 

[T.Neo]

I would hardly compare IRC to chatroullete or omegle...

Indeed.

Anyway, chatroulette provides some gems every once in a while:

:lol:

Just another reason to keep away :thumbup:

Indeed, but does a geographically seperated adult really have anything to fear?

After all, that is Fox news...

 

[Ghostrider]

Chatroulette Is 'Predator's Paradise,' Experts


Pretty obvious I would say.

Just another reason to keep away :thumbup:

Yeah.

You don't want your skull to end up in this guy's trophy case.

 

[Ark]

You don't want your skull to end up in this guy's trophy case.

Or worse, he could show you his penis.

 

[Vanguard]

Gave it a go....

MY EYES, MY EYES :suicide:

 

[Bendarr]

Quick search and I found this;

http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2010/03/01/chatroulette-chock-legal-questions-attorneys-say/

Chatroulette Is 'Predator's Paradise,' Experts


Pretty obvious I would say.

Just another reason to keep away :thumbup:

I think of one problem with that statement. Say for example you're a predator. Not the alien type (chuckle). Your going to want to actively hunt down and locate what your looking for. Simply entrusting to a random generated connection (including the potential for law enforcement for example) just doesn't make sense.