Humor The Nessie craze hits space

It's plainly a boat. Still, I guess such things are good for tourism in the area ;)
 
I once watched this docco about the loch ness monster and they went out to prove how gullable people were.
They basically built a head that looks loch nessish, and they went out to the loch and they asked people what they thought it was, 60% said nessie.
Then they got a local log, got a couple of divers and the divers pushed it out to the loch, then they asked people what it was, 40% thought it was nessie.
They concluded people want to see nessie when they go to the loch so they accept almost everything.
 
I'm estimating the object to be around 1/200 to 1/50 of the width of the lake at that point.

Width of the lake: 97 px +/- 2 px
Width of object: Between 0.5 and 2 pixels

I can't get a good estimate for the width of the lake, but it's said to be just under a mile in width. I'm assuming 1.5 km, which makes the object between 30 m and 7.5 m. Anyone wanna take a better shot at guessing? :P
 
Shhh, don't tell anyone I made my boat to look like Nessie for the picture... :lol:

They say Nessie is a myth. What do we know about mermaids in Israel?

What is certain is that Sixto Paz summoned people for a supposedly UFO sighting some time ago, and bet what... UFOs got caught in a space traffic jam and did not arrive on time, so Paz had been disappointed.

How do I know? There is an alien xenotech who is studying life on Earth, and he is telling me all those truths about solar system, that I have experimentally tested with Orbiter. For example, aliens say they have floating cities, and indeed in Orbiter some surface bases seem to float too. Also, Valles Marineris has less gravity than the rest of Mars, so you may land your vessel on the air, just like in Orbiter with Valles Marineris addon.

UFOlogist José Rosciano says he was on Ganymede... Years later, after selling many books on it, he said it was fiction. Does anyone know if he plays Orbiter? ORBITER IS NOT FICTION!!!!!:rofl::lol:

By the way, in case you did not know, Martin is an alien, as well as many addon makers. Martin allows us to create UFOs using C++ which is the language used to code the universe.
 
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I'm estimating the object to be around 1/200 to 1/50 of the width of the lake at that point.

Width of the lake: 97 px +/- 2 px
Width of object: Between 0.5 and 2 pixels

I can't get a good estimate for the width of the lake, but it's said to be just under a mile in width. I'm assuming 1.5 km, which makes the object between 30 m and 7.5 m. Anyone wanna take a better shot at guessing? :P
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20.7x11.5m
 
Even better, it's a USO - Unidentified Submerged Object. Those are also from other planets, and have developed a technology for moving so fast under our oceans that we can never catch them. Some type of 'new propulsion.' Gee where have I heard that before? "New propulsion." Uh-huh. Suuuure they did......
 
I've been to Loch Ness several times, all I've ever seen up there is tourist attractions and "enthusiasts" collecting "evidence".

Maybe the object in the picture is a water-going haggis? xD
 
No no!!! It's a UFO that looks like a squid, so that people will mistake it for Nessie and the little green men with a pair of antennas won't blow their cover!!! Really!!!
 
UH-OHHH!!!! Someone found my secret ID!!!!

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